Literary gunslinger Eugene S. Robinson lends his "one"-of-a-"kind" "perspective" to drunk driving, hit and running and very possibly the okey doke-ing JON JONES's School of Stunts and postulates that his reasons for doing so may be more complex than you think. Plus the miserable lows of UFC 186 backed with the exultant highs of DEMETRIOUS JOHNSON's attitude adjustment of a son of the rising son. And lots of on-point ramble about sex with MADONNA, ANGELINA JOLIE, as well as conversations with God. Dammit.
In Round #368 KNUCKLE UP's hostile host, bellicose and truculent in the extreme EUGENE S. ROBINSON [with the "S" standing for "So-So-Satisfied"] has a reason to be cheerful in his framing of JON JONES most recent scam to get some time off while ANTHONY "RUMBLE" JOHNSON has to refocus and the rest of MMA media scratches its collective head.