How taste my pee-pee?
Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) President Dana White whipped out his womb broom and gave heavyweight contender Brendan Schaub a golden shower earlier this week on Off the Record with Michael Landsberg, flat-out denying that "Big Brown" was losing $100,000 per fight in sponsorship money as a result of the promotion's new Reebok deal.
That's according to Joe Rogan, who defended The Ultimate Fighter (TUF) 10 runner-up on his official podcast (via MMA Fighting):
"You're in a pissing contest, he pissed on you. I saw him on that Landsberg show.