If Shorty Shit Stain can join the Brooklyn Zoo, then why can't the tiny but tenacious "Dominator" infiltrate the world of rap?
There is no UFC event this weekend, so let's talk about something else, like the real housewives of mixed martial arts (MMA).
Then again, let's not.
But while we're on the topic of celebrity gossip, it's (not) important to note that pop star Iggy Azalea -- who I actually thought was that skinny old dude with the veiny forearms until like an hour ago -- broke up with boyfriend and current NBA star Nick Young, who I also never heard of.