This past week, Jeremy Stephens was pelted with trash for getting poked in the eye, B.J. Penn was released from the UFC, and Michael Venom Page beat a thoroughly overmatched Richard Kiely. Let’s talk about all that plus, what I’d do if I ruled the UFC and a hypothetical MMA tag-team match.

Jeremy Stephens and the no-contest heard round the world

Of course not. Only an absolute buffoon would believe that Jeremy Stephens in any way faked an eye injury. For one, it’s Jeremy Stephens.