You've been sapped twice, choked, beaten silly with a gun, shot in the arm until you're crazy as a couple of waltzing mice. Now let's see you do something really tough - like putting your pants on.*
I get the feeling that everything Thiago Alves tries to do for the next couple of weeks is going to be especially difficult. Things like blowing his nose or rolling over in bed might really hurt. Carlos Condit put a hell of a hurting on him, all to cap off a pretty good night of fights, discounting a couple of main card bouts.