Brock Lesnar moved to Canada, so it should not come as a surprise to learn he's creating his own brand of Canadian loopholes.
The former Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) heavyweight champion failed a pair of drug tests as part of his participation in the UFC 200 pay-per-view (PPV) event, which took place earlier this month in Las Vegas, Nevada, and will likely find himself suspended from mixed martial arts (MMA).
Not that it matters, as Lesnar returns to World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) next week for Monday Night RAW.
Sure, the sports-entertainment company has a stringent wellness policy for its athletes, which has zapped its fair share of performers, but Lesnar won't be subject to any sort of discipline because he's a big draw and they need the ratings merely a part-time performer.