It’s time for HERE COMES THE PAIN – Cheap-Heat’s Official Smackdown Countdown! My name is Mark Adam Haggerty, and I’m back in the house—on my birthday, by the way—with this week’s Top Five Moments of Smackdown.
5. Charlotte vs. Jimmy Snuka Jr.
Tonight is the battle of the “Second Generation Fuck-Ups.” Let’s hope for their sake however that Charlotte doesn’t develop a serious drinking problem, and that Tamina doesn’t kill anyone over the next 32-years. Charlotte wins because why the hell wouldn’t she win? She’s the number one contender to Nikki Bella’s championship, she’s Ric Flair’s daughter, and Tamina Snuka is shittier than Eva Marie.