If the syntax and or/grammar of this post feels a little more wonky than normal, it’s only because I’m trying to shake off the effects of a seizure I suffered this morning upon reading that FEDOR F*CKING EMELIANENKO IS COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT. FOR REALSIES.
Fedor’s full statement, followed by a series of celebratory gifs, is after the jump.
You read that correctly; the G.O.A.T, “The Last Emperor”, the former Pride Heavyweight champion, and the creative force behind The Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory (see above) has decided to come out of step back into the cage and/or ring for the first time since his KO win over Pedro Rizzo in June of 2012.