Bubba didn’t do it...
Turns out the head of the Chechen Republic, Ramzan Kadyrov, was not the mastermind behind the recent assault against the daughter of Fedor Emelianenko. I know that for a fact because he said so and I’m sure he would never lie about such matters.
In fact, King Kadyrov released a statement denouncing the attack, which was reportedly a revenge beating for Emelianenko’s criticism over child fights in Grozny, Russia, and demanded “severe punishment” for the perpetrator.
"This is an outrageous incident that needs to be investigated thoroughly and those responsible be punished to the fullest extent of the law.