When it was reported back in February that Anderson Silva (pictured) had failed his UFC 183 pre-fight drug test for two different performance-enhancing substances, it felt just like the time my buddy broke my heart on the playground by telling me there was no such thing as Santa Claus.
However, there was still a glimmer of hope that my friend was wrong because who else was leaving those presents under the Christmas tree every year? Silva emphatically cried innocence from the jump, so he must have had a highly sophisticated, scientific explanation on why he flunked drug screenings on two separate occasions.