Welcome kiddies to my recap of WWE Fastlane. Which used to be Elimination Chamber. Except that still exists at a different time of year. It’s all very….something. Either way we’re here, I prefer champagne to beer, get used to it. And on the advice of my good friend Wilbur (and godfather to my girl), I’m going to pop on the kickoff show and check out the US Title match. And also fast forward through a lot of the rest of it. So let’s do that now.
Wait…hang on. In my fast forwarding I noted Paul Heyman has arrived.