With their team falling to 1-4 after a week five loss to the Indianapolis Colts, the time is now for Houston Texans fans to go big or go home. In this case going big is punching your fellow Texans fan repeatedly in the back of the head.
In Houston, you're either a Brian Hoyer man or a Ryan Mallet man, and if you come across someone who disagrees with you at a live NFL game you should fight that person; no questions asked.