Feast your eyes on what is quite possibly the most hideous (read: terrifying) logo that never will be in soccer history: Footy McFooty Face.
In a fantastic April Fools' Day stunt, SoccerCity San Diego -- the group behind San Diego's MLS expansion bid -- unveiled the muscular, fanged, foot-with-arms emblem with a promotional video featuring none other than Landon Donovan, who recently threw his support behind the franchise.
But how exactly did good ol' Footy McFooty Face come to be? Well, crowdsourcing through Facebook allowed fans to vote for potential team names and Footy was the overwhelming winner, beating San Diego Surf by over 6,000 votes.