It’s Decision Day Week in MLS and the Week 34 Power Rankings have been filled mostly with obituaries. Some teams have already started throwing dirt on the casket of the season, while some teams, Real Salt Lake, are just merely half-cadavers on Halloween Weekend.
Even FC Dallas is looking more zombified, regular-season pretender than overzealous playoff contender. NYCFC has a chance, much like ladies running upstairs have a chance of outmanoeuvring Micheal Myers. The Nordecke and Terminus Legion are looking lethargic while the Blue Hell is the most positive group in MLS.
Here are the Week 34 MLS Power Rankings.