The Los Angeles Dodgers did a fun thing during Sunday's tilt against the New York Mets and let Justin Turner gift the game's first pitch honors to a redheaded fan of his choice.
Turner found his champion in a 10-year-old, and the boy carried out his duties with a smile.
Good stuff? Yes. As good as Vin Scully's corresponding monologue on the coming ginger extinction? Not event close.
Yep, the Dodgers play-by-play commentator minted another jewel of a call during Turner's third-inning at-bat. After telling viewers about Turner finding a young redheaded fan for the first pitch, Scully went on a tangent that ended in a flippant eulogy for the redheaded peoples of the world.