Let me say this about Tim Tebow. I hope all his dreams come true. I hope he hits more home runs in his showcase than Giancarlo Stanton whomped in the Home Run Derby. I hope there's a big-league contract awaiting him and a major motion picture he can star in himself.
But now that I've got that out of the way, it's time to break it to him: That ain't happening.
That isn't how his beautiful baseball comeback tale is going to end. I bet he gets signed. I bet he gets an invitation to somebody's spring training camp.