The Pittsburgh Pirates had nothing but the best intentions in mind when a post to its Instagram account announced Friday morning that the team’s fans were in line for some free tickets and a special Pirates-themed donut if they dropped by an area Dunkin’ Donuts.
Something, obviously, went awry, as instead of the message indicating a free pastry was to be had, the donut was “sexual” in nature, whatever that means. Actually, there’s no point contemplating that too much.
“Today from 11:30am to 12:30pm stop by Wexford Dunkin Donuts (11175 Perry Highway) drive thru for free Bucs tix and a sexual Pirates donut!