The sample size crowd may hoot and holler that two weeks into the season is no time to rank teams, but most squads have gotten ten games in (others are stacking up makeup games due to postponements) and there have already been plenty of consequential injuries. Let's get to the rankings!
30. Tampa Bay Rays (2–8): Kevin Kiermaier was going to slather himself in Vaseline to try and add an extra layer of warmth before the Rays’ makeup game against the Yankees. Turns out we’ll have to wait until the next chilly day for Kiermaier to try this confounding strategy.