Every once in a while you read a story that you have to go back to in a couple minutes and read again to make sure it was real.
This is one of those stories.
It's a story of two friends who had a little too much to drink at a Beerfest at BB&T Ballpark in Charlotte, North Carolina. It includes a minor league mascot being "borrowed" and mentions of Hooters. Yes, it's one of those stories — likely the plot of an inevitable sequel to "Old School".
Joe Gillespie. Remember that name moving forward here.