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John Sterling says the Yankees will give Carlos Beltran another month

Celebrating the Official Mayonnaise, Salad Dressing and Vegetable Oil of the New York Yankees.

Last year, when John Sterling unveiled his Carlos Beltran homer-hurrah, the Yankiverse went WTF? The Master cried, "UN CORREAZO!" which, Google-translated means... um... somerthing. I forgot. It no longer matters.

That's what happens when it's mid-May, and you haven't hit one HR.

(Note: John later added "BELTRAN BELTS ONE!," because these days, not only does every Yankee get a HR cry, but almost everyone gets two. This inflation devalues the product, much like the team's penchant for retiring numbers or installing plaques.