It’s easy to makes jokes at the Orioles’ expense. They were expected to be terrible this year and have delivered, taking a 17-39 record into the weekend. The O’s pitching staff is allowing homers at a historic rate and its lineup on any given day can feature a slate of no-names unparalleled across the league. Baltimore is the only team more than 20 games under .500, and while last year’s 47–115 abomination is unlikely to be repeated, another 100-loss campaign is on the horizon. To steal a phrase from Rick Pitino, Manny Machado isn’t walking through that door.