The following letter reportedly was discovered on Monday afternoon by Canadian authorities. The document, which allegedly was found inside an empty National Bohemian bottle on the shores of Lake Ontario, is addressed to Toronto Blue Jays general manager Ross Atkins and is believed to be an authentic communication from the Baltimore Orioles.
While we are unable to confirm the validity of the memorandum, our forensic experts have concluded that it appears to be some sort of thank you note. Here is the letter in its entirety:
Baltimore Orioles
333 W. Camden Street
Baltimore, MD, 21201
Mr.