Remember when you were a kid and loved reading those "Choose Your Own Adventure" stories? Well, baseball fans, we have a real treat for you -- a Bryce Harper Choose Your Own Adventure story. Here's how it works:
Start reading below. As you'll see in the very first line, you are the protagonist. Control the narrative by channeling your inner-Bryce.
Whenever you see a fork in the road, make a choice and click on it.
When you reach the end (i.e. no more choices), live happily ever after with your decision.