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The big news out of the baseball world on Thursday is that Shohei Ohtani and Aaron Judge are unanimous MVP winners for the 2024 MLB season.
Well, duh. Here's hoping everyone enjoyed their work, because the likes of it will probably never be seen again.
Ohtani winning the National League MVP and Judge winning the American League MVP is about as surprising as the sun and moon changing places every 24 hours. Frankly, MLB Network's hour-long reveal special could have been condensed into two seconds.
Though it was his first in the NL for the Los Angeles Dodgers, Ohtani now has three MVPs.