Rule #1 of baseball club -- you don't touch baseball players without consulting their agent first.
Take for example Friday night's Mets/Angels game in Anaheim. New York Mets outfielder Curtis Granderson was touched by a fan going for a ball, proceeding to emasculate the guy for all the world to see (thanks xBigNick!)
Granderson yelling at fan #Mets #Angels pic.twitter.com/p6LwSgxCuu
— xBigNick (@xMetsmatician) April 12, 2014
The fan was promptly ejected from the game, but not before he reportedly apologized to Granderson profusely for his mistake.
Just another night at the ballpark..