Can you think back to a time in your life — maybe it was very recent, as recent as, oh I don’t know, September 21 at 3:15 pm CT — when something so bewildering happened that it left you beyond speechless? Like you felt a little dumber having experienced it?
It’s hard to describe the state of my brain after Mizzou’s debacle win over Vanderbilt on Saturday. I can say, without question, that I did not enjoy myself watching that game. I’m fairly certain it took several years off my life, but not in the way that sports can often thrill you in the moment.