Are the introductions to these columns getting shorter with each passing week?

Not that I can tell. Why do you ask?

Oh yeah, this week’s Revue comes with a soundtrack. Click here to access.

The Revue

Let me ask you: What is best in life?

I will answer you: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamen- ah, hell, wrong Schwarzenegger movie. Hang on, let me queue this back up...