Well, we're here, we made it! The Final Four, taking place in Houston, the city with the most air conditioners in the country and sprawl, so much sprawl. We've come a long way from the First Five, that's right we're counting our friends from the other Columbia here, South Carolina, who were called to make travel arrangements and then...never got a call back. Poor crazy Frank Martin, just sitting there staring at his phone, watching the clock tick by with nary a call, no travel plans made, frustration boiling over, then the phone rings! But it's the NIT, the NCAA never called to tell them it wasn't Frank, it was them, and that it was time to move on.
The Lazy Fan's Guide to the Final Four
