Welcome to Inauguration Day in this country, the United States of the SEC! There will be no talk of elections or Presidents because in the SEC we have a benevolent dictator that lives in Kentucky. The Wildcats and their leader, John Calipari of the Moon, Pennsylvania Caliparis have been in charge of the Conference for some time and our voters see no end to their blue and white reign atop the conference anytime soon. While others claw to sit at the big boy table, those in garnet and black and blue and orange, others merely look to get by on the table scraps provided to them when they are invited to be feasted upon by the Wildcats, those the three sets of Tigers that populate our land.