Dear Greg Sankey & Oklahoma Sooners Softball,
Consider this my formal petition to Return to Sender. You’re simply not needed here in the SEC. There are likely better places for you. We simply don’t need you— not for gymnastics, not for softball, not for anything, really. I’m sure others will agree with me.
So go on now, git. Git on outta here.
Since obviously that isn’t going to work and the Southeastern Conference has forced Mizzou to “welcome” in the four-time national champs, I guess I’ve got some previewin’ to do.