[sees the Black Friday game coming up]

[whispering] all blacks, all blacks, all blacks...

[tweet goes up, sees Chad Bailey walking toward the mannequin]

[loudly] All blacks! All blacks! All blacks!

[the cover is torn off revealing...]

[shouting, pounding fists on table] ALL BLACKS! ALL BLACKS! ALL BLACKS!

You love to see it. I don’t know that this is my favorite iteration of the scripted helmet, but the look is so clean that I’ll still take it over whatever the hell happened last week.

What’s On Tap?

I thought about going with something pork flavored.