Dear Greg Sankey & Oklahoma Sooners Texas Longhorns Softball,
Consider this my formal petition to Return to Sender. You’re simply not needed here in the SEC. There are likely better places for you. We simply don’t need you. I’m sure others will agree with me.
So go on now, git. Git on outta here.
Since obviously that isn’t going to work and the Southeastern Conference has forced Mizzou to “welcome” in another no. 1 team, I guess we’ve got some previewin’ to do. SIGH. I’ve invited fellow softball enthusiast Dylan Heinrich to help with this one, as he will be on recappin’ duty for most of the weekend as I’ll be entrenched in gymnastics postseason goodness.