In case you didn’t see it (and for your sake, I hope you and the entire College Football Playoff Committee didn’t either) Mizzou got boat raced today in College Station. Final score was Texas A&M 41, Mizzou 10. And it wasn’t really even that close.
There’s not enough lipstick in the midwest to apply to this pig, but I signed up to handle the post-game five takeaways, so here goes:
1. Wow. Just wow.
I sat through 73-0. If you’re too young to understand that reference, congratulations, do yourself a favor and don’t bother to look it up.