Happy holiday weekend everyone!
As an annual reminder, please don’t Jason Pierre-Paul yourself this year as you gather with friends and family. It would also behoove you to remind your children and other small, young folk that grills are, indeed, hot and should not be touched. I failed to do so recently and ended up with a burned, screaming child. They’re fine, but needed to be pacified with some private television time.
But enough about me! And enough about you!
While all of us are taking some time off work this weekend to observe the Fourth of July holiday, Eli Drinkwitz will most assuredly be very busy.