THIS WEEKEND IS OPENING WEEKEND, SO JOHN COHEN IS EXTRA PUMPED. THE OPPONENTS ARE FLORIDA ATLANTIC AND SOUTH DAKOTA STATE, AND HE'S FOUND SOME THINGS TO YELL AT.
JOHN COHEN IS YELLING AT THE FLORIDA ATLANTIC MASCOT
THE FAU MASCOT'S NAME IS "OWLSLEY THE OWL". THAT IS LITERALLY THE LEAST ORIGINAL MASCOT NAME IN THE HISTORY OF MASCOTS. JOHN COHEN IS YELLING AT YOU, OWLSLEY.
JOHN COHEN IS YELLING AT THE SOUTH DAKOTA STATE MASCOT
OL' JOHNNY FIGURES IF HE'S YELLING AT FAU'S MASCOT, IT'S ONLY FAIR TO YELL AT THE OTHER ONE.