‘Twas the night before the Egg Bowl, when all through the state
Everybody was stirring, all filled with hate.
The Dawgs were ready to kick some RebelBearShark Dairy-Aire
To ensure that the Egg will yet again be theirs.
The Dawgs were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Golden Eggs danced in their heads.
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With Jennifer in her ‘kerchief, and Joe in his visor,
Hoping that his win count will grow one higher.
When outside his home there arose such a clatter,
Joe sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.