Twas the night before the Egg Bowl, when all through the state
Everybody was stirring, all filled with hate.
The Dawgs were ready to kick some RebelBearShark dairy-aire
To ensure that the Egg will yet again be theirs.
The Dawgs were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Golden Eggs danced in their heads.
With Megan in her ‘kerchief, and Dan in his visor,
Hoping that his win count will grow one higher.
When outside his home there arose such a clatter,
Dan sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.