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The Wednesday Whatever: Answering the Absurd

This is a question that found its way into the For Whom the Cowbell Tolls facebook message inbox. It’s certainly a question. I have a few ponderings on what will happen should Mississippi State find a way to beat the Alabama Crimson Tide this year in the sport of football.

  1. I will ingest several containers that hold adult beverages within them.
  2. I will be very, very happy.
  3. Mississippi State will get a lot of cool news media coverage.
  4. Hell will have frozen over.
  5. Pigs will fly.
  6. We’ll watch the pigs fly while ingesting several containers that hold adult beverages within them.