Reasons Why the University of Alabama is the Worst

Just imagine that while you are at Goodwill searching for cheap Halloween costume ideas you see a guy wearing cargo shorts, a Confederate flag t shirt and crocs. He’s probably searching for his wife’s anniversary gift and while rummaging through the bins at Goodwill, he finds a rammer jammer hat, someone yelled “Roll Tide!”, and they became a “fan.”

• It’s so easy being an Alabama fan. Half of the Crimson tide faithful could never be State fans. They are simply not tough enough.