Please note this is a satire piece. As such, you should not take any of it seriously.
Every day I go to work across from three Ole Miss fans. After hours and hours of discussions I’m finally able to predict how their season will go…
Deadly passing game – check
Chad Kelly moves on from JUCO National Champion to NCAA National Champion. A quarterback with his resume is sure to step up and dominate at the next level. Look for Kelly and his arsenal to dominate SEC defenses.
Power running game – check
Jaylen Walton is the best 5’6 140 pound “between the tackles” runner in all of college football.