Before we get started, you might notice that things are a bit... different this morning. That's because I, cristilmethod, the self-appointed jester of this court we call For Whom the Cowbell Tolls, am filling in for Prediction? Pain on this Maroon Friday. You may be used to his style of a links post - smart, informative with a touch of cool - but unfortunately, you'll get none of that from me. If Prediction? Pain's links posts are the jock in high school that also got accepted to Princeton, my links post is the kid who always tried to pull whoopie cushion pranks on everyone, and watched Superbad too many times.