According to the internet, it’s about 4,600 miles straight from here to Paris, France. A direct flight would last nearly half a day and take you seven hours into the future, one of those weird things where you go somewhere so far away that you’ve practically time traveled in the process of coming and going across a half dozen time zones to a place where the time of day is measured by something called CEST, which almost actually sounds French or at least like some weird combination of Central and Eastern Standard Time where you stand with one foot on either side of the line, but actually stands for a thing called Central European Summer Time, which just sounds lovely.
French goalkeeper Tanya de Souza offering promise for MSU soccer
