Bob Carskadon tells us that Dan Mullen is a big Jimmy Buffett fan. Therefore, here's a Mullen-version of "Cheeseburger in paradise"
Tried to amend my QB-run heavy habits.
Made it nearly seventeen plays,
run reverses with speed, overthrowin' misdeeds,
Callin' lots of slant plays and option-less reads.
But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams
Some kind of ground game treat.
Not handoff plays, go routes, or RB screens,
But a 56 yard QB run with no Tigers left to beat.
That's my / Dak run play in paradise.
Little bit of option on a goal line try
Mix in some Fred Ross or an RB fly
But I'd / rather run 15 with the D spread out wide
Heard about the old time coaching philos'phy,
They'd call the same thing again and again;
Under center power I's, toss plays with a reprise.