In the wake of a massive scandal on Thursday that rocked a large portion of Mississippi and a dedicated following in the Light Bright community, Adidas is responding today by firing the designer who they claim is responsible for the mishap that let the phrase "F--K the school up north" onto an official shirt worn by Mississippi State's baseball team.
Jack Adidas, nephew of Adidas founder Bill Adidas, was let go early this morning, according to two sources in the sewing community with knowledge of the firing. Jack, who was always late and reportedly never actually did any work at the company anyways, was made into the sacrificial lamb for the errors of the company at large when he got handed a pink slip.