The college sports offseason, otherwise known as the summer months, is quite a long one. There’s no baseball, basketball or football. Recruiting news is typically at its finest tease stage, “HOW MANY FIVE-STARS ARE VISITING ON THEIR OWN DIME?!” Making matters worse on this journey across the desert of transfers, public intox arrests, and Cape Cod League stats, is the fact that Robert Nkemdiche has not tweeted since June 5. When you do a regular segment called Weird Ntweet Wednesday about the odd things tweeted by Mr. Nkemdiche, that makes things a little more tricky.
Luckily, in the bowels of his Twitter account, there’s a treasure trove of gold just waiting to be mined by a blogger with mediocre comedic writing skills, such as myself.