Because you're not gonna make it through three and a half hours of cowbells sober.
This isn't one of those drinkin games that has cutesy, funny rules that probably won't happen. This is a drinkin game to get you drunk. With that in mind, our lawyas want you to know that if you get shit housed and throw a brick through your State fan neighbor's window, it's not our fault. It's hilarious, but it's not our fault.
So here's how this works:
The rules
These rules are in effect from the pregame show through the final whistle, including halftime.