Being a college football fan is not difficult. Anyone can clothe themselves in a color scheme appropriate for their favorite program, eat and drink like an idiot, and go through the in-game motions of college football fandom - stand up here, yell at that thing, do this chant or that chant. Being a good college football fan, though? Well that’s a bit harder. And while we are most definitely developing a self-serving metric of “goodness” here by which we are describing college football fans, we have done this enough to know that a little information can go a long way in keeping even the most basic of fans from succumbing to the dull, unimaginative ways of your layperson weekend warrior.