As fans who watched an NCAA investigation into our school’s football program last half a decade, we at Red Cup Rebellion know a thing or two about investigations motivated to find or create evidence no matter what it takes. This investigation into Lane Kiffin’s housing situation is that type of investigation, minus the racism*, coaching and feeding witnesses, and making up the rules as we go.
*“hoW cAn A bLaCk PeRSoN dRiVe a NiCe cAr??!?!111/?/11/”
Lane Kiffin has been Ole Miss’ head coach since December (bless you, Keith Carter), yet he has not bought a palatial estate on which to rest, relax, log on to Twitter dot com, and entertain croots.