If this were a feature of this website that you cared about, you probably would have been like "what gives" when last week's picks weren't shared with you. Truth be told, we didn't make any, because I didn't do my duty as the managing editor emeritus of this SB Nation property. I'm basically a terrible absent father, and I'm not all that apologetic about it.
After being chastised and nagged by the RCR picks leader, I slapped together a septet of contests for this weekend and, in the process, learned that this week's a pretty dang interesting one in college football.