Less than a week after Ole Miss did the most un-Ole Miss thing possible with the hiring of Lane Kiffin as head football coach, I, despite my excitement, am attempting to remain cautious because we all know the college football scriptwriters love nothing more than delivering a dose of agony on the next page.
I say attempting because the rational part of my brain can recall previous doses of agony and is trying to protect me from myself. However, it is losing terribly, as the rest of me is shouting, “QUIET, SMART SECTION, FOR YOU KNOW NOTHING. HOW DARE YOU BRING YOUR TRASH REASON IN HERE, NERD.